now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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