He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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