the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
All the doctor said was why
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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