I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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