drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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