Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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