Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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