There was a lot of him and a little penis
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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