Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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