I wish I could punch you in the face.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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