That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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