weddingsv make me drug and hornr
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
