How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Randomize
