She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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