omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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