Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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