i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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