'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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