Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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