dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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