You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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