did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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