She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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