Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You coming home soon, man?
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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