I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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