Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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