We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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