So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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