It's Friday. Sex?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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