Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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