I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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