the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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