So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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