Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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