She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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