i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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