Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize