no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
this will be a night to untag.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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