so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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