love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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