i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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