Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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