i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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