please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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