STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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