i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You smell like stripper and shame
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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