need another drink. this is the easiest way
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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