I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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