Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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