You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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