This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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