she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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