I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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