You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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